Nick walks into a pub and there is an English man at the bar. He asks Nick, “Why are the Irish always lazy and drunk?” Nick replies, “How did you know I live above the pub?”
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Nick walks into a pub and there is an English man at the bar. He asks Nick, “Why are the Irish always lazy and drunk?” Nick replies, “How did you know I live above the pub?”
Nick walks into a pub and there is an English man at the bar. He asks Nick, “Why are the Irish always lazy and drunk?” Nick replies, “How did you know I live above the pub?”
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What does a divorce in Ireland usually involve? Drink!
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