Nick is driving across the Wild West when his car breaks down. A cowboy stops by and asks Nick “Have you got engine trouble?” Nick nods and the cowboy says “We’ve got Injun trouble too. Have some of my oil.” Nick replies “Why? Are they gay too?”
What is the funniest thing in Scotland? A good Jock.
Why are the Welsh well-educated? They all attend Rugby.
Why are French postwomen always pregnant? They don’t get enough French letters.
What is Paddy Power? Ten pints of Guinness.
Where is the People’s Republic Of Cornwall? In a Redruth phone box.
What is an Australian Barbie? Cinders.
Where is New Zealand? Next to Old Zealand.
What is the most common thing found in a garden? Backache.
What is the scariest thing you can find at a Jehova Witness meeting? A blood donor.
What is something you will never see in the Houses Of Parliament? A worker.
What is being built next to Buckingham Palace? A Whisky distillery.
Who was born on Christmas Day? Jesus, I don’t know.
What is Whitsun? You must be joking, Dad.
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