I am a chronic schizophrenic with a sense of humour, who after graduating from University achieved Diplomas in Teaching and Psychotherapy. I commit myself to writing at least one joke a day to cheer you and myself in these difficult days. I write whether I am depressed, paranoid or suicidal! Born as a hapless child, who put his foot through the ceiling. I started work with one o’Level, as a greenkeeper and had a hose put down my trousers. Then, I became a postman who clocked off an hour early, every day. I was a nurse who got fed up with wiping shit off the floor and then a nervous breakdown. Soon, I was working as a British Rail officer who was incapable of reading timetables. So, I attended a residential college and spilled red colouring in the water tank. Then, a University student where I met Carolyn and it was love at first site but it ended with a return from Eire, a dirty stuffed lobster toy and the parting of the ways. I tried teaching until I became terrified of the kids and was made redundant for making the kids laugh. Finally, I ended up with another massive breakdown and schizophrenia. I moved to the Malvern Hills where my old Mum kept a grocery store. I failed at social phobia groups, acting, politics, bell ringing, tutoring, counselling, dancing and so on. Then, after writing four satirical books I found my niche: Writing my own jokes. I consider myself as the luckiest, unluckiest man who like a clam has found his rock. I sincerely hope you enjoy my humour and do leave a constructive comment. I value your opinions. Thanks for your visit and do come again soon, as new jokes are posted daily on this site. Enjoy!add another page.