Epic British & Irish Themed Jokes

An Irishman digs a tunnel and escapes from prison. He climbs out into a school playground and jumps up and down in excitement shouting "I'm free, I'm free!" A little boy walks up to the man and says "So what I'm five: free and two!" They wear the white but they have no rights, They … Continue reading Epic British & Irish Themed Jokes

Laugh Out Loud!

Why do suirrels enjoy sunbathing? They love dry roasted nuts!

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What does a divorce in Ireland usually involve? Drink!

The Big Cock-Ups!

Why do squirrels enjoy sunbathing? They love roasted nuts. Why is Pete a bloody, awkward sod in Ireland? Because he's a bent sod who gets stuck up your bloody arse. The Chinese have adopted a Monarch and he is called the Wan King. He comes in the night like the Secret Police. What do British … Continue reading The Big Cock-Ups!

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What does a divorce in Ireland usually involve? Drink!